“..he's probably the greatest web developer in the world... no, wait... the UNIVERSE.”
- anonymous client
“Mikki Freeman designed the website for my martial arts school. He made it
so lively and interactive that a ninja actually jumped out of the computer
and attacked one of the users. Long story short - we got sued.”
- martial arts instructor
“...the best person you will ever meet.”
- anonymous client
“You can brush and floss all you want, but your smile will never shine as brightly as Mikki's.”
- dentist
“Mikki did not allow his humanity to interfere with his work on a computer program
that seeks to eliminate all human life. His devotion to the job is incalculable.”
- Skynet mainframe
“I wanted to buy some JSX but apparently it's not a drug. It's a scripting language, and this
guy has got mad skillz at it. You're not gonna tell my mom about the JSX thing, are you?”
- misinformed juvenile delinquent
“Recently, they conducted a poll to reassess the seven wonders of the world...
It is an absolute travesty of justice that Mikki Freeman did not make the cut.”
- anonymous client
“We invented the Like button because our users needed a way to express how they feel about Mikki.”
- Mark Zuckerberg
“Mikki is a brilliant web designer. Definitely one of the best. If you live in a
country that is located in the future, he will complete the project much faster.”
- anonymous client
“I can't give Mr. Freeman's services my seal of approval because I'm not
allowed back in the aquarium.”
- marine biology thief
“He's tolerable to be around, depending on the weather.”
- overly negative Mikki critic
“The American dollar has weakened during the past 8 years, but some
merits of value never change. Like the value of gold. Or Mikki Freeman.”
- Wall Street analyst
“Mikki implemented a Wordpress template while locked in an underwater coffin. Penn & Teller inspired him.”
- Mayor of Las Vegas
“Mikki Freeman is the man. Not a man. The man. Meaning that he is somehow a quintessential man.
Don't ask me -- I didn't invent the lingo.”
- middle-aged Caucasian male
“I asked him for a quarter and he stopped to count out exactly twenty-five cents.
The man believes in generosity as well as accuracy!”
- impressed beggar
“Mikki Freeman is a brilliant flash of light in a dark and vacuous universe. However, his light
and everything else is about to be consumed and obliterated by an enigmatic black hole,
rendering his illumination entirely pointless.”
- depressed astronomer
“Many IT contracts include legal phrases like 'an act of God'. Recently, there
was a serious debate as to whether to legitimize the phrase 'an act of Mikki'.”
- lawyer
“Mikki is short. He's compact. You can put him in your briefcase and take him to a meeting.”
- Mikki's doctor